Best slogans for presidential candidate t-shirts

[wooljesus]

I was fucking around with a few ideas for Ron Paul t-shirts and realized it was actually fun to cook up slogans - mostly negative - for all of the candidates (and any politician, really).

It then occurred to me to throw it out to anyone who happens to browse through here to see how other people summed up the candidates they like/hate.

Any takers? No, I already thought of a giant picture of Hillary over the words BULL DYKE.

Dubbya over INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST has also been taken.

Offend me!

[tetrad]

Obama - Black by Popular Demand.
Romney - Wives love Romney.
Paul - I've Got Gold!
Jesus - He'd Hold You in his Hands (if they didn't have Holes)

[polarisld33]

I think Alfred E. Newman needs to run for president again (though I imagine the risk this time is that he might actually win). Maybe it's just me, but I think "What, Me Worry?" would be the best presidential slogan ever.

tetrad, those are pretty funny! The Ron Paul one makes me think of Ross Perot (same initials, conspiracy?).

I think locally here in Colorado, one of the best real slogans is that of Joe Coors (yes, the partial owner of Coors Brewing): "I am not a beer."